I got this email and just had to share the fun!

[HayleyWriter]

HUMOR FOR LEXIPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail .
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road, poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade that fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: A jab well done.

[eek]

Thanks Hayley! I love a good laugh in the morning.
emma

[JD]

Thanks, Hayley. Some of those are really good! Why don't I get emails like that coming into my in-box instead of emails purporting to be from a reputable bank or building society but are so badly written that they're obviously not (actually some of those are quite amusing!).

Cheers.

Jane

[HayleyWriter]

I often get the emails telling me that they have a billion dollars in this bank in Africa that no one else knows about and if I just tell them my bank account details so they can send the money, I can have the money for myself, minus a reasonable $50,000 for the official who found the money in some dead guy's account. Does anyone actually believe this stuff?

Glad you liked the funnies. I needed cheering up myself, so I scrolled through some old emails. Found that one, giggled again, and knew it would find an appreciative audience on this site.

Hayley

[CRDonovan]

LOL! Some good ones in there.